Friday, 1 February 2013

Livin' in the Tropics


“I’m dreaming of a white Christmas…..”  Oh, yeah, that was two months ago.  A very long, cold, snowy, cabin fever two months ago!

Last summer, when we could actually open the doors and step outside the house, my husband and his brother built a lovely new deck in our back yard.  Sitting out there with a tall glass of refreshing iced tea and a good book in my hand, I felt so relaxed and serenely content – revelling in my lovely tropical paradise.  Can’t say the same today.

Relaxation turned to frustration and serenity was frozen into submission following a relentless pounding from Old Man Winter.  For most of January, wind chill factors fluctuated between -40 to -60 celsius until the temperature warmed up to a balmy -7 a couple of days ago.  Before I had time to do my little happy dance over this unexpected gift of good fortune, the storm clouds blew in and dumped 50 centimeters of snow on us over a two day period.  Bah humbug!!!!!

As I struggled in vain to clear a doggie latrine in the back yard this morning, the wind screeched in my ears and every shovelful of snow blew back in my face in howling mockery.  I finally capitulated.  Dear Old Man Winter, you win.  I can no longer hold out against your persuasive seduction.  Tonight, your frostiness will embrace me once again in a mind-numbing -51 wind chill.

Well, I have another good book, so I think I’ll put on my sexy snow suit, grab a glass of iced tea and set up a folding chair on the six square inches of cleared patio to catch some vitamin D rays.  Hey, don’t knock my little fantasy.  Sanity may have fled, but at least serenity has returned.

 
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